Then they wrote a review: “Turds in my soup! I was told they would only be in brown people’s soup! Please do something about this! This is still my favorite restaurant though, would definitely eat again.”
As a non-American, it’s like sitting in a regular restaurant trying to have lunch but the entire place stinks like shit from the Turd Soup Restaurant down the street.
And that turd soup restaurant sends unsolicited free samples to Venezuelan and Iranian restaurants in the neighborhood and the people working at the Iranian restaurant see it and throw up all over a narrow section of sidewalk that’s the only way in and out of the area.
Also they ordered it for the whole restaurant and assumed all the turds would be in other people’s bowls.
Then they wrote a review: “Turds in my soup! I was told they would only be in brown people’s soup! Please do something about this! This is still my favorite restaurant though, would definitely eat again.”
mmmm, turds 🤤
“I mean, I know I’m brown, but it’s supposed to be in the other brown people’s soup.”
Oh yeah, that too. “But I voted Republican for years and always pointed at people poorer & browner than me! You can’t deport me!”
edit: sorry, lost the restaurant critic role there.
Very well put.
…icky, too. 😜
As a non-American, it’s like sitting in a regular restaurant trying to have lunch but the entire place stinks like shit from the Turd Soup Restaurant down the street.
And that turd soup restaurant sends unsolicited free samples to Venezuelan and Iranian restaurants in the neighborhood and the people working at the Iranian restaurant see it and throw up all over a narrow section of sidewalk that’s the only way in and out of the area.
And then looked at the rest of us shocked about the turds and asked us why sleepy Joe made us all collectively do it.