“phew finally! i am free of that salesman” i saids to myself happily
then i hear knockings on the door
“would you likes to buys something” said Jack Offer 
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“Thanks for signing the contract, we’ll see you tomorrow.”
He handed me his card, he was the penis removal salesman.
People looking out of the window on the bus meme but both sides are penis removal salesman
A scary thought to 13 year olds on reddit, then those same people would wish the penis removal salesman was real just a few years later
sees your pfp
God damn it I can’t escape that Asgore meme
Also AAAAAGH SCARY
dont check my profile banner
Jack offer? I barely know 'er!
Okay now i can’t sleep because of this post thdt you just made. Thank you… NOT
