Haven’t bought name brand Pop-Tarts in years, but have occasionally picked up Toaster 'Betes or whatever the off-brand versions are called.
Noticed a ‘sale’ on the name brand and got conned into buying them. They’re now smaller, have less frosting, and have way less filling. The damn things were so flimsy that two of them snapped trying to take them out of the toaster.
If you get a craving for some nice sugary betes for breakfast, stick to the off-brands. They’re now higher quality than the name brand.
The future is stupid.
“If you get a craving for some nice sugary betes for breakfast”
Absolutely not me (and most of the world) IRL. You Americans think desert is an acceptable choice for any meal. It’s no wonder how your bodies are so fucked up.
Also, “betes”?
It’s short for die-a-betes but the die part sounds scary.
Oh sorry, I forgot pain au chocolat and danish were invented in the US. Surely no one but filthy Americans eat sugar in the morning. I think pop tarts suck but we’ve got bigger problems than pastry. If the health care system gave access to preventative medicine it’d go a long way toward fixing shit.
Also, is this you whining about someone’s typo in another thread? Maybe shut the fuck up about minor spelling mistakes. Fucking prescriptivists, I swear to fuck. Who do you really think you’re helping with those comments, seriously?
No no, you see those are European desert breakfasts. And they all fail compared to the proper and healthy European breakfast: coffee and a cigarette
Look man what did I do to you
I just wanna eat breakfast
Right, because the rest of the world doesnt have nutella
You people lol