"I understand the need for some karmic retribution after breaking a mirror, believe me, believe me. But seven entire years? It’s ridiculous, folks. The balance is way off, we obviously needed to solve this.

So starting next week, if you break a mirror, you will experience a much less severe 7 weeks of bad luck, which to me seems fair."

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    4 days ago

    Listen folks, the gods are bad people. Everyone’s saying it. They say Trump you have to do something about the pantheon and I say I don’t know it didn’t go so well Caligula but they insist. They say you’re the only one who can do it only you and some very smart people; very smart people said ‘oh attack mars, oh attack Jupiter’ I said look, let’s just go after Fortuna. No army, just keep Her from giving us bad luck. Stop Her from bestowing misfortune and there won’t be any more trouble from any diety. We’ll have good luck and not just on the battle field, good luck for the American people. Good luck for every sing- imagine it, everything will go well, you’ll find money in your pockets really it’s almost like welfare but the Gods are paying for it, and not the taxes.