A man walks into a rooftop bar of a hotel and takes a seat next to a man with several shot glasses and a bottle of tequila in front of him. He’s understandably shocked when the man throws back a shot, walks over to the ledge, and jumps off.
What shocks him even more is that 5 minutes later the man gets off the elevator, sits back down, and pours another shot.
He exclaimed, “How did you survive? I just saw you jump off the ledge!”
The man looks over and says, “I’m going to let you in on a secret. This is magic tequila. After taking a shot and jumping off, you slow down and stop just before hitting the ground. Come see!”
He’s guided to the ledge and watches as the man throws back another shot and jumps. Sure enough, right before hitting the ground, he slows down and stops.
“Well I have to try this,” he exclaimed. He took a shot of the magic tequila, walked up to the edge, and jumped off. Right before he hit the ground… Nothing happened and he hit the ground.
A few minutes later the man gets off the elevator, sits back down, and pours another shot.
The bartender says, “You know, you’re really an asshole when you drink, Superman.”
A man walks into a rooftop bar of a hotel and takes a seat next to a man with several shot glasses and a bottle of tequila in front of him. He’s understandably shocked when the man throws back a shot, walks over to the ledge, and jumps off.
What shocks him even more is that 5 minutes later the man gets off the elevator, sits back down, and pours another shot.
He exclaimed, “How did you survive? I just saw you jump off the ledge!”
The man looks over and says, “I’m going to let you in on a secret. This is magic tequila. After taking a shot and jumping off, you slow down and stop just before hitting the ground. Come see!”
He’s guided to the ledge and watches as the man throws back another shot and jumps. Sure enough, right before hitting the ground, he slows down and stops.
“Well I have to try this,” he exclaimed. He took a shot of the magic tequila, walked up to the edge, and jumped off. Right before he hit the ground… Nothing happened and he hit the ground.
A few minutes later the man gets off the elevator, sits back down, and pours another shot.
The bartender says, “You know, you’re really an asshole when you drink, Superman.”
Holy crap. I invented this joke decades ago in Jakarta. I love seeing new spins on it in the wild like this.