Rita was a smart, good looking young woman. Unfortunately, she was not blessed with money and to afford her university tutition, she had to start working at the local brothel.

One afternoon the police raided the brothel. While they were checking up the house and talking to the brothel mother, the policement made all the girls line up out side the brothel, so everybody in town could see who was working there.

Unfortunately for Rita, her grandma was on her afternoon walk, whe she was lining up. Her grandma did not know Rita, had been working as a sex worker.

To Rita’s dismay her grandma come over to her and asked what she was doing and what she was lining up for. Not wanting her pour grandmother zo know what her job was, Rita decided to lie to her grandma as she was sure she’d die of shock if she knew the truth and told her she was lining up to get free oranges. The grandma was delighted and said she also loves oragens and thus would stay in line with Rita.

Soon the check up on the brothel was done and the officers moved to check on the girls. They walked past of them with not a single second glance. That is until they came to Rita’s grandma. One officer could not hide his surprise and couriousness and had to ask her:

“Are you not a little bit too old to be standing here?”

Rita’s grandma replied: “No, sir. I love em. I take off my theeth like this, and them suck em dry. I can’t help but love their juice”.