Ah, I know this joke with three people standing on the magical diving board, meeting the diving board fairy and being told the pool will turn into whatever they shout.
A Brit jumps and shouts “beer” and jumps into a pool of the best beer. A french person jump and shouts “Champagne” and jumps into a pool of the finest champagne. A german stubs his toe, trips and calls out “Scheisse!”
Ah, I know this joke with three people standing on the magical diving board, meeting the diving board fairy and being told the pool will turn into whatever they shout.
A Brit jumps and shouts “beer” and jumps into a pool of the best beer. A french person jump and shouts “Champagne” and jumps into a pool of the finest champagne. A german stubs his toe, trips and calls out “Scheisse!”