• thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 hours ago

    Take a squirt. Man, it’s been a minute since I’ve heard that one.

    The real trick is to piss into the urinal from inside the elevator car.

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      7 hours ago

      Left foot blocking in a wide stance. And get ready to bear down like you’re trying to pressure wash shit stains in the bowl. Probably need to angle up a bit for the right ballistic trajectory so you don’t piss all over the floor for the beginning of the stream

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    6 hours ago

    It’s a lot funnier when the door opens to just the toilet in view, no door but the elevator door.

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    8 hours ago

    I’ve had this, though can’t remember where. Europe or.Asia.

    One of those older 60s era elevator styles. When you got off at the bathroom, you’d hit a lock button and the elevator wouldn’t open there. It was a little room with a very low ceiling.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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      5 hours ago

      Now I’m imagining one of those creepy nurses at the urinal. The door opens, you hear pissing, see them. They fart tremendously. “No rain without thunder,” they remark idly. You turn off the game and hide, day ruined. Another successful session of horror gaming.