I’m never as good looking or smart as they heard I was.
People are generally convinced I’m vegetarian or vegan. I’m not.
Sometimes it takes them eating with me 3-4 times to realize “Wait, you eat meat??” … It’s strange, I seem to have a veggy vibe.
I feel like basically everything? I look like a petite pumpkin spice white girl but my taste in music, media, clothing, hobbies etc are typically not what my demographic is into, or I’m super into it like fashion and tend to dress “too nicely” (as if that’s possible) which I think also makes people raise an eyebrow when they hear I listen to metal or I’m a basshead, I’m a gamer and have been one for over twenty years, I’m into cars, I love mechanical stuff in general, I like getting my hands dirty and enjoy things like manual labor, I’m always doing yard work. Other weird stuff like my health history is bonkers, but that doesn’t come up as often unless they ask me directly or ask about my scars. People always seem surprised I’m smart but don’t tell me that upfront lol I’m just a good case of “don’t judge a book by its cover” I guess
That I live inside their walls.
That I grew up homeless, got hooked on pills and then started breaking into houses and commited to a life of crime. I have multiple home invasion, assault, and firearm trafficking charges on my sheet, along with plenty of other stuff.
Nowadays I’m a software developer with a small farm that I spend most of my time working on. I’m quiet, don’t go out much and just spend my time in nature with my family. I also volunteer at food drives and donate a good chunk of what I grow. I try to give back and improve the community as much as I can. People seem to consider me a good person now and I’ve been called Mr Rogers a handful of times in the past few years.
It doesn’t come up often and I don’t advertise it but it does unfortunately come up here and there. I only got my shit together 6 years ago when I got sober and just this year got off probation.
This gives you grit and determination. Sometimes you get a tough hand but climbing out and doing it quietly well is something to be proud of, amongst the guilt.
Damn dude what an arc! Good on ya, keep it up
I don’t like cars. I consider them dangerous and addictive, and I’m willing to cycle a few hundred km just to avoid using one. Mostly because of environmental reasons, but also because I’m probably nerodivergent. Cars are constantly reminding me of the wasted energy, the pollution, and the possibility to kill someone else, or an animal. I’m often distracted and impatient, so I just consider it better for everyone if I avoid them.
And that’s usually a surprise to most people that meet me, as the vast majority of people will reply they could never live without their car. Most people love cars, but to me, seeing an endless stream of them on the horizon makes me sad.
Nice try, cops.
Everyones surprised I’m actually a dog
On the Internet no one knows you’re a dog
I have an identical twin. Or that the much shorter person next to me is…that identical twin lol. Yes twin is six inches shorter! We’re still identical! Turns out when you’re born 4lbs and 2lbs, the 2lb baby does not catch up in height and stuff!
People always assume I’m pretty smart because I work with computers and such.
I usually prove them wrong pretty quickly.
Same, oh wow your printer is too complicated for me to figure out!
Refusing to engage with a defiant printer sounds pretty smart TBH.
It is well known that printers require regular blood sacrifices to power the arcane magic they were originally created with. Being able to take information already output to the screen, and bring it back to put on paper required a terrible deal with powers beyond human comprehension. That deal is still at the core of modern printing.
I have no sense of smell.
He’s smell blind!
My actual age.
I’m a devout Christian.
I think most people assume that if you’re not loudmouthed about it, it must not be important to you. Others have just had so many negative experiences with Christianity. I have complicated feelings about that.
its mainly because people who are very outwardly “christian” tend to lean MAGA, or annoying evangelical types, telling you what is wrong and wasnt.
Ditto atheism. I don’t believe in souls, afterlives, free will, any of it. But because I’m not constantly trying to debunk theists people have assumed I’m at least agnostic.
Are you in a religious country? I don’t think I know a single person who actively practices religion
Pretty religious. Muslims are probably the most visible adherents, with Eid.
+1 here especially after splitting from our local church building to launch a house church. The culture around us seems to only want acquaintance-level relationships but I want what I read in the Acts church with real brotherly love and living life with one another.
Also we have 10 kids so constantly get asked if we know what causes that… (answer: yes, adoption).
That I was a cheerleader in college (I’m a male).
Dude I found a couple Youtube channels about stunting that have been interesting and fun to watch when bored. It takes a TON of skill to do that.
That’s fun! How long did you cheer for? The whole college experience?
Yeah, and it was a very cool and fun experience.
People always underestimate how nerdy I am. I am quite the professional in my career and people overestimate my social skills lol
