Reminds me of when my friend had to go in for a mandatory interview, because government, for a raise that no one was going to get because the budget got cut, because government, so she went in and offered to do an intepretive dance about her workflow.

They were enticed but ultimately refused because it would have been an HR disaster to make her dance for a raise.

I’m sure hr just wants to compliment you on your moves

I demand the right to twerk at work!

Plot like they’re all out to get you