ToothyBj | Bluesky
Transcript
3 Panels Comic
Panel 1: A Rouge, a Knight, and a Barbarian face off against 3 goblins in a dungeon
Rouge: We’ve got company
Knight: No problem
Panel 2: 3 more goblins appear from the passage behind the party
New Goblins: NHYAAAAA!
Knight: Huh, more of your friends?
Panel 3: The goblins are offended by this remark. The Knight, sweating, holds his hands up defensively as the Rouge berates him.
Goblins: Oh, right, ‘cause all goblins know each other, right?
Rouge: Dude
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I’m gonna be racist against goblins, I don’t care.
“No, because their loincolths and weapons match yours!”
You can’t even tell these apart? Get educated. My culture isn’t your costume.
Then why do you all have the same heraldry?
It’s not MY fault that you can’t tell the difference. Theirs has a slightly rounder edge, and mine is two shades lighter. It’s OBVIOUS
Oh, so now “they all look the same”!?
"Nn…noo…, you know, some of my best friends… are goblins!”
“That’s what they all say…”
“I-I mean, more of your kind”
“My kind?!?!”
“But but… you live in the same place!”
“Oh so the Goblin housing market being bad has nothing to do with different Goblins pooling their resources.”
“B-but this is a cave in the wilderness!”
“This nesting site is over 5,000 sq ft of prime real estate, 15 minute commute from Central City. Do you have any idea how much a single alcove here costs?”
They all die the same.
“So just because we shop at the same store, we know each other?”
Kinda wierd for non algined brigands to wear the same uniform.
It’s not a uniform, it’s a cultural thing.
As if the rogue isnt the most racist one in the party…
“Based on timing alone, I thought they were with you. I’d’ve had the same thought if they were kobalds. Just sayin’.”
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