The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 23 hours agoCool Squirrellemmy.worldimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1467arrow-down16
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minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoHe said he is good. Not a fiend. It’s like a candy bar or something. Sornnwwnt them all the time. Soeejwsudwn
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up22·19 hours agoHe’s not an idiot. If the purity is good or if he’s drunk and it’s right there on a stripper’s ass crack he’s not going to just pass on principles.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 hours agoHow the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 hours agoI’m here with a stripper, a massive crack rock and a blowtorch and the only thing that’s happening is me having to pay her a bunch more money.
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-212 hours agoGuess I was thinking coke. Been a hot minute since I smoked crack. I usually don’t smoke it.
minus-squaremetallic_substance@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down1·20 hours agoThat’s basically the entire joke here
minus-squarealmost_genocide@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoYeah but then this commenter said the punchline as a question and it added a whole new layer.
minus-squarePlastic_Ramses@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-220 hours agoUnlike your mother, who’s basically the entire joke everywhere
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·16 hours agoShe’s so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.
minus-squareDerEnder@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·21 hours agoCrack? No. Bong? Yes. You have to draw a line somewhere. Sometimes.
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·21 hours agoCrack is aight. So I get why cool Squirrel doesn’t always say no.
Usually?
He said he is good. Not a fiend. It’s like a candy bar or something. Sornnwwnt them all the time. Soeejwsudwn
Nobody’s perfect
Snowbunny’s perfect
Pobody’s nerfect!
He’s not an idiot. If the purity is good or if he’s drunk and it’s right there on a stripper’s ass crack he’s not going to just pass on principles.
How the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?
PRACTICE!
I’m here with a stripper, a massive crack rock and a blowtorch and the only thing that’s happening is me having to pay her a bunch more money.
Guess I was thinking coke. Been a hot minute since I smoked crack. I usually don’t smoke it.
That’s basically the entire joke here
Yeah but then this commenter said the punchline as a question and it added a whole new layer.
Unlike your mother, who’s basically the entire joke everywhere
She’s so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.
Usually.
Crack? No.
Bong? Yes.
You have to draw a line somewhere. Sometimes.
Crack is aight. So I get why cool Squirrel doesn’t always say no.
Only on special occasions.