TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days ago"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up1277arrow-down111
arrow-up1266arrow-down1image"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"lemmy.worldTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up38·11 days agoman, why’d the vindictive hornyposter have to be the one who stays
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up29arrow-down1·11 days agoI might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.
minus-squaredeluxe@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 days ago“Mom, we want Violet!” “We have Violet at home.” The Violet at home.
minus-squareB1tch_Pudding@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 days agoIt’s not the same when you say it.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 days agoi wasn’t really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoAt least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·11 days agoMaybe there are more hornyposters but their fetishes are so abstract and esoteric we don’t realize how horny they are.
minus-squareB1tch_Pudding@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 days agoEvery comment I’ve written since arriving here has low-key been about my insatiable lust for Milf but nobody can tell because I’m keeping it in check. As like a public service.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 days agois this a self-report, ricky? are you noodling on main?
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 days agoLook at a rigatoni and imagine what you can do with it.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 days agoSorry i was born a linguine lover and i’ll die a linguine lover
man, why’d the vindictive hornyposter have to be the one who stays
I might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.
“Mom, we want Violet!”
“We have Violet at home.”
The Violet at home.
It’s not the same when you say it.
i wasn’t really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it
At least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.
Maybe there are more hornyposters but their fetishes are so abstract and esoteric we don’t realize how horny they are.
Every comment I’ve written since arriving here has low-key been about my insatiable lust for Milf but nobody can tell because I’m keeping it in check. As like a public service.
What a beautiful thought.
is this a self-report, ricky? are you noodling on main?
Look at a rigatoni and imagine what you can do with it.
Sorry i was born a linguine lover and i’ll die a linguine lover
idk if i could fit a whole one tbh