I hope IKEA is reading this. People want a GETKILLING stuffed goat in the soft toys dept please
I can’t wait for the ensuing moral panic that will just increase sales.
Smutsig in Swedish is literally just “dirty”
Swedish is such a beautiful language
Help, why does this .mp4 only show up on Android, and not on iOS/Mac

This is fantastic. Amusing, cute, educational, and it’s something that mod-bots (which lack the ability to understand context) on other sites would probably report for “promoting violence.”
In other words, it’s perfect.
Slutstation.
Every time I reach it I’m sorely disappointed.
Dude it’s real wtf lmaooo (at least, google translate agrees)

“Get” is pronounced somewhat close to “yet”, so it’s a soft “g”. And “killing” is pronounced “shilling”, so a “soft” “k”, as well.

Rules as intended vs. Rules as written.
Hard vowels: aouå
Soft vowels: eiyäö
But of course there are endless exceptions. Loan words dont give a shit about the rules.
So kind of like Giertz is somehow pronounced Yetch. I can’t believe we’ve been making fun of French only all these years when Swedish is right there. /jk
Or how about, I don’t know, English?
We make fun of English all the time. In both senses.
low hanging fruit
🤷♂️ still funny to me
How Dickensian
Get killing or get dying.
“Wouldst thou like the taste of buttah?”

That picture is going to come in handy.
This looks exactly like a surrealmemes post
Chop chop!
The capricorn activation phrase? You done did it now.
Får får får? Nej, får får lamm.
Säg “springa”, “bil”, “snö”, “penna” på engelska, snabbt, några gånger i rad
Känner det som “Far, får får får? Nej, inte får får får, får får lamm!”
Förutom på Gotland. Där får lamm lamm. Finns inga får på hela ön. Bara lamm och lammungar









