printf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days agoI'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square74fedilinkarrow-up1261arrow-down111file-text
arrow-up1250arrow-down1imageI'm not trying to emulate my capitalist landlord, but how can I impose rent on the spider that seems to have moved in to my network rack? 🕷️🕸️piefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square74fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePup Biru@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agorent? it’s keeping your house pest free… you owe it money (also obligatory that’s not a spider THIS is a spider from australia)
minus-squarepalordrolap@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoThe problem with the implicit size comparison in the Crocodile Dundee reference is that Australian spider size is inversely proportional to their actual danger.
minus-squareprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoI went here to tempt fate. Jesus Christ. If it’s any one of these living in my access point, I don’t know… Would a Norwegian reboot kill it?
minus-squareprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoTrue… I don’t know how to pay her though. PayPal? Ko-Fi?
minus-squarePup Biru@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-23 days agoko-fly preferable to ko-squito… they’re both pests but those fees really sting
minus-squareprintf("%s", name);@piefed.blahaj.zoneOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoOkay okay OKAY. 🤣
rent? it’s keeping your house pest free… you owe it money
(also obligatory that’s not a spider THIS is a spider from australia)
The problem with the implicit size comparison in the Crocodile Dundee reference is that Australian spider size is inversely proportional to their actual danger.
I went here to tempt fate. Jesus Christ. If it’s any one of these living in my access point, I don’t know… Would a Norwegian reboot kill it?
True… I don’t know how to pay her though. PayPal? Ko-Fi?
ko-fly preferable to ko-squito… they’re both pests but those fees really sting
Okay okay OKAY. 🤣