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is this for people with Alzheimers? do people not remember what they did through the day or need more granuality? took a shit vs took a shit fron 9:05:47 to 9:35:48 vs did i shit today ?
09:05:47: You lifted the lid of the toilet 09:05:49: You dropped your shorts and underpants 09:06:04: Your butt cheeks made contact with the toilet seat 09:06:07: You activated your iPhone 09:06:09: You opened ShitTok on your iPhone 09:06:15: You realised that nothing was forthcoming and that there must be a clog in your colon 09:06:23: You began straining 09:06:24: You exclaimed: "Arrrrgh, shift you nobbly bastard!" 09:06:40: Your pulse and blood pressure reached dangerously elevated levels 09:06:44: The crap clog finally passed your sphincter 09:06:45: The 'bomb bay doors opened' and a satisfying torrent of last night's now-digested burrito gushed out 09:06:51: The flow of yesterday's bean, cheese, and pork 'al pastor' eases 09:06:55: You sighed with relief and reached for the TPWho wouldn’t want that in their life?