The boys as an example so many dicks, yet not a single pussy was shown

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    2 days ago

    Hmmm, sounds vaguely suspicious, but…fortune might be well in my favor and missing it might be unwise. Oh dick of prophecy, tell me: what shall i do?

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      2 days ago

      BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

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        Now THAT looks perfectly reasonable and modern. Prophecies without subscription… What did my rotten brain suggest me here…tsk.