Maybe because, by and large, floppy dongs are goofy-looking things that have value in shock comedy while vulvas generally aren’t and don’t. There seems to be something innately, or at least deeply culturally, confrontational or violating about a penis, like every time one is revealed it should come with a ‘haHAAA!’ like a melodrama villain, while only the most angry, furriest, and most unkempt of vulvas has anything like that kind of impact.
Maybe because, by and large, floppy dongs are goofy-looking things that have value in shock comedy while vulvas generally aren’t and don’t. There seems to be something innately, or at least deeply culturally, confrontational or violating about a penis, like every time one is revealed it should come with a ‘haHAAA!’ like a melodrama villain, while only the most angry, furriest, and most unkempt of vulvas has anything like that kind of impact.