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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    I don’t believe this image is real. There aren’t any finger sized impressions in the splats.

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      I know I’d be sticking a dick on those to make an impression with future buyers.

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        i think if you zoom in it shows you already tried. but gotta zoom in real close.

        ^you got a small dick.

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          True my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.

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            always good to have spares

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              One for casual, one for formal.

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                My other cock is ranked.

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            Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it. We don’t know where it has been.

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              It hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.

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              I only touch the plastic wrap.

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