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gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

wet the drys

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wet the drys

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gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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    All that work just to put pregrated cheese from a shake carton on it?? If you’re weirdly in love with it you do you, but otherwise do yourself a favor and grate some real parm onto that.

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      I have an electrical cheese deblocking machine (I think it’s called a grater) and I can’t do parm. It smells like feet to me. And not good feet like taleggio. Get me romano

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      Wait, how’d the cheese get pregretant?

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        When a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much, the man puts his dick cheese into the woman’s vaginal smegma and they make a baby gouda.

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          Don’t they teach anything in school anymore?

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        part m’ sean

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          *tips raw feta* M’leiden.

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      Real Parmesan cheese? In this economy!?

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      Cheese production also involves a lot of wetting and drying

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      Yeah. Otherwise you gotta squeeze the wets and then spoil the wets and dry the wets in a cave for a long time and by then the meal is cold.

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      It is the dusted dried wets

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