Also something about the nuclear family.
Driving a model T off of the Wright Brothers’ first plane into the blimp of a megalomaical snake oil salesman
make it an old timey silent film and the villain has a really long moustache and a monocle. extra points if there’s a unicycle chase scene.
Hmm how about we ditch the monocle and give him a chuckling dog instead
this works equally well
No, that’s the fist in the furious. It’s a much more…adult version of the film. Why do you think he’s wearing gloves and goggles? Also, while the dog won’t be participating, he will be watching.
Okay but they do need to do a sick slow mo shot of a moustache twirling.
Removed by mod
No vintage hasnt moved since 1999, same for retro games and stuff.
Removed by mod
thank fuck
“classic rock” station playing collective soul 😡
Collective SoulNickelback and 3 Doors Down
Back to the furious
If the cars start with cranks then they have to make a cranking the hawg joke
how about they race steam locos, like in the general
Drifting would be harder but I’d be up for it. (Insert the “multi track drifting” manga panel)
well, you can drift once
How has no one made a parody called The Fart and the Furious yet?
They gotta make one with fursonas (The Fast and the Furryous)
