Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoThey should make a prequel called "The First and the Furious" and they race vintage cars.message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up157arrow-down1message-squareThey should make a prequel called "The First and the Furious" and they race vintage cars.Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square17fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarepropter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agomake it an old timey silent film and the villain has a really long moustache and a monocle. extra points if there’s a unicycle chase scene.
minus-squaremrfugu [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoHmm how about we ditch the monocle and give him a chuckling dog instead
minus-squarepropter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agothis works equally well
minus-squareWoodScientist [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoNo, that’s the fist in the furious. It’s a much more…adult version of the film. Why do you think he’s wearing gloves and goggles? Also, while the dog won’t be participating, he will be watching.
minus-squareKeld [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoOkay but they do need to do a sick slow mo shot of a moustache twirling.
make it an old timey silent film and the villain has a really long moustache and a monocle. extra points if there’s a unicycle chase scene.
Hmm how about we ditch the monocle and give him a chuckling dog instead
this works equally well
No, that’s the fist in the furious. It’s a much more…adult version of the film. Why do you think he’s wearing gloves and goggles? Also, while the dog won’t be participating, he will be watching.
Okay but they do need to do a sick slow mo shot of a moustache twirling.