This is AI slop

…but what if I go “psspsspss” and the tiger comes up to me?
Then they are either very cool or you are very dead. Either way, worth it.

you can pet a tiger at least once

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Fucking. Stop. Me.
I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won’t be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared
If dangerous, why fluffy and friend shaped?
Proof that life isn’t fair
Your user name is 😚🤌
But consider: which of the tiger’s appendages can you yank for amusement if you’re a gibbon?
Someone messed up and put “not” all over this picture, other than that though it’s a good guide
A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!
Ah. But you can catch it by the toe.
You can’t tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
Just become a zookeeper and you get to take care a tiger cub. Problemo solved.
you have to be the right kind of zoowarden. my friend who works with the elephants never gets to bring any cool animals home. a friend lived next door to the big cat lady and she brought home a cub any time they had one.
Big kitty. Must pet anyway.
You’re not my Dad.












