• NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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    11 hours ago

    “People didn’t like when I told them I work for Snitch Inc., so I started telling them I work for Global Warming Accelerator Corp instead. That still didn’t work, so I just lied about my parents dying. Why won’t they like meeeeeee?!”