I hate scrum

I hate stand up

I hate sprints

Fuck Toyota

How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)

I want to quit but I can’t get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.

  • ourob@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
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    2 years ago

    My previous job had daily 30-60 minute “stand ups” and weekly 2+ hour sprint planning meetings.

    It’s not “proper” agile/scrum/whatever, but in my experience it never is. No agile plan survives contact with the enemy (management).