• ByteJunk@lemmy.world
    171·
    2 days ago

    I can never gloss over the fact of how painful it would be having to support and balance your entire body weight on your perineum.

    Thank god for the roombas, a literal revolution in witch transportation.

    • wizardfrag@lemmy.world
      5·
      2 days ago

      If the broom is magical enough to fly, surely it’s magical enough to feel super comfortable? That’s how I’ve always rationalised it

    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
      5·
      2 days ago

      This is why you wear special riding under garments under your witches or wizard robes and or skirt/kilt!

      Or just ride side saddle like a sane person.

      • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
        3·
        2 days ago

        The thickness of padding jammed between your legs required to buffer your bits against riding a closet clothes hanging rod would be enough to, at the very least, make you walk funny when not riding.

    • Blackmist@feddit.ukEnglish
      1·
      2 days ago

      The saddle on my last bike was not far off that. Riding a dildo to work may be somebody’s cup of tea, but it wasn’t mine.