We should go the other direction. Let Canada take over the Northern US; states like Michigan and Wisconsin are basically Canada already (at least parts of them).
Just take over every bordering state, and any state that would be cut off from the rest of the US due to such a move (e.g. Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island).
And every time Trump threatens Canada once again, just repeat the process - excluding DC of course.
We should go the other direction. Let Canada take over the Northern US; states like Michigan and Wisconsin are basically Canada already (at least parts of them).
Cue confused Midwestern progressives feeling simultaneously outraged and flattered 😁
Just take over every bordering state, and any state that would be cut off from the rest of the US due to such a move (e.g. Massachusetts, Connecticut, Rhode Island).
And every time Trump threatens Canada once again, just repeat the process - excluding DC of course.