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minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 hours agoJules: You read the Bible, Brett? Brett: Yes. Jules: Well, there’s this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 23:20: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Jules: You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: Well, there’s this passage I got memorized, sorta fits the occasion. Ezekiel 23:20:
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.