Oh no, this seems terrible ! Anyway, we seem to have let something fall from our drooling mouthes, could you help us and pick it up ? ;p
Amazing pic and body as always, and glad to see in comments that you seem to have kept the natural pussy hair for now :p
I love what you’ve done with the outfit and color pallete of the photo, and naturally the subject matter at hand! Killer work 🤤👍
Ohhhhh THANK YOU, you win a prize for saying that - I spent SO LONG fixing the exposure (rimshot) and messing with the coloring on this one it’s super validating someone noticed!
(Today’s prize is one from the archive featuring my messy closet and a comically huge dildo, all the other photos from the OP quick little shoot are unsalvageable)
It’d be a shame if you parked that right on my face…
Just so long as you don’t suffocate before I can mention how much I enjoyed your username ❤️
Clearly because you do it so well! Wouldn’t want you to lose that skill!
It’s National Lotion Day. Everyone is extremely slippery
This seems like a public health hazard. Whatever happened to the safe, wholesome holidays like national “make quiche for a slut” day?
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I made it up, I just really want quiche.Everyone was fucking the quiches. Thats what happened. Quite a loss to our holiday calendar
Drops pants - “Excuse me….”
Oh, well played. Somehow I did not see this one coming.
“I seem to have misplaced my erection. May you help me find it?”
I’ll check under those bushes!
I would be more likely to drop something and kneel down to get it myself.
Also a weirdly common option. Maybe that National Lotion Day thing was a bad idea…
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