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arrow-up1139arrow-down1external-linkSorry, but I’m bringing my iced coffee to the job interviewwww.theguardian.comlIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square98fedilink
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 days ago strawman’d Straw-manned. Apostrophes are going extinct from over-hunting and misuse.
minus-squareAwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 days ago‘’‘’‘’ Here have a few, I’ve got a captive breeding population going.
minus-squarejoelfromaus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoEmphasis on captive. |”|”|”|”|”|”|”|”|”|”|”|”|”|”|”|”|”|”|
minus-squarecattywampas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 days agoIt’s fine we’ll just turn some hyphens sideways.
minus-square🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 days agoSure, that|s a great way to save apostrophe|s.
minus-squareCanajan@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 days agoYou can’t just do that, there’s a lot of paperwork involved.
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-27 days agoNo, I’ve got a guy who can easily get me that kind of stuff. Semicolons, demicolons, tax-free umlauts, sawed-off em dashes. It’s all available for a paltry sum, just don’t ask him how he gets his stuff.
Straw-manned. Apostrophes are going extinct from over-hunting and misuse.
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Here have a few, I’ve got a captive breeding population going.
Emphasis on captive.
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It’s fine we’ll just turn some hyphens sideways.
Sure, that|s a great way to save apostrophe|s.
You can’t just do that, there’s a lot of paperwork involved.
No, I’ve got a guy who can easily get me that kind of stuff. Semicolons, demicolons, tax-free umlauts, sawed-off em dashes. It’s all available for a paltry sum, just don’t ask him how he gets his stuff.
Got any asterisks?