Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoAt least my dick is minty freshlemmy.worldimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1322arrow-down113
arrow-up1309arrow-down1imageAt least my dick is minty freshlemmy.worldReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down24·edit-21 day agoA “joke” only mutilated people see the humor in. The rest sees stupidity and child-abuse. But hey, this is shitposting, so…
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down17·1 day agoMutilating your kid’s genitals should be considered that. Unless medically indicated, which rarely is. If you see no problem there, well…🤷🏻
minus-squareReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down3·1 day agoWho is saying anything about mutilating kids genitals. This is just about jerking off, bud. Why do you have kid dicks on the brain?
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down16·1 day agoWho else needs lotion or anything to do it, other than cut dudes?
minus-squareReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 day ago… I jerk off with lotion… I’m uncircumcised
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 day agoI jerk off dry… I’m circumcised
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down17·1 day agoYikes. Never ever heard anyone doing that. Except the murican stereotype-jerker. Lotion and a box of kleenex. But well, in that case you’re obviously not the target demographic of my comment 😁
minus-squareReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 day agoWhat possible demographic are you targeting?
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down14·1 day agoThe obvious? Religious nutjobs mutilating their kids, so they end up having to jerk off with lotion.
minus-squareLostCarcosan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 day agoI am circumcised and crank it dry and never had a problem. I think you should talk to a professional, broseidon
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down3·18 hours agoWell, your anecdotal knowledge sure changes everything. But I’m sorry your parents did that to you.
minus-squareLostCarcosan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·13 hours agoDon’t be, I’m not. I didn’t even know until like highschool when I saw an uncircumcised dick for the first time
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·12 hours agoSure. “Everybody” does it, looks “normal”. But it’s not. I would be so super pissed at my parents for making such an uneducated (expressed friendly) decision about my body without my consent.
minus-squareElDuderino@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 day agoCriikey… just let him have laugh about jerking off.
minus-squarebrb@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down4·23 hours agoDick mutilators are seething and coping so hard on this
minus-squareDyskolos@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down4·18 hours agoAye. Of course they are. I probably would too if my parents were such bumholes. It’s a truth you probably don’t want to realise.
A “joke” only mutilated people see the humor in. The rest sees stupidity and child-abuse.
But hey, this is shitposting, so…
Child abuse???
Mutilating your kid’s genitals should be considered that. Unless medically indicated, which rarely is.
If you see no problem there, well…🤷🏻
Who is saying anything about mutilating kids genitals. This is just about jerking off, bud. Why do you have kid dicks on the brain?
Who else needs lotion or anything to do it, other than cut dudes?
… I jerk off with lotion… I’m uncircumcised
I jerk off dry… I’m circumcised
Yikes. Never ever heard anyone doing that. Except the murican stereotype-jerker. Lotion and a box of kleenex.
But well, in that case you’re obviously not the target demographic of my comment 😁
What possible demographic are you targeting?
The obvious? Religious nutjobs mutilating their kids, so they end up having to jerk off with lotion.
I am circumcised and crank it dry and never had a problem. I think you should talk to a professional, broseidon
Well, your anecdotal knowledge sure changes everything. But I’m sorry your parents did that to you.
Don’t be, I’m not. I didn’t even know until like highschool when I saw an uncircumcised dick for the first time
Sure. “Everybody” does it, looks “normal”. But it’s not. I would be so super pissed at my parents for making such an uneducated (expressed friendly) decision about my body without my consent.
Criikey… just let him have laugh about jerking off.
Dick mutilators are seething and coping so hard on this
Aye. Of course they are. I probably would too if my parents were such bumholes. It’s a truth you probably don’t want to realise.