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minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·1 day agoI’ve gotten pretty friendly with the woman who manages to self checkout area.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 day agoIt’s when they start scanning coupons that you don’t know about that they have the hots for you. Fifty cents off toothpaste? 😳🥵
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 day agoI guess we’re not that friendly. 🥵
minus-squareBitflip@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 day agoIts either that, or she’s trying to tell you something else…
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day ago“If you want to run to aisle 5 real quick, I’ve got some secret coupons for deodorant too. Don’t run too fast now, wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.”
I’ve gotten pretty friendly with the woman who manages to self checkout area.
It’s when they start scanning coupons that you don’t know about that they have the hots for you. Fifty cents off toothpaste? 😳🥵
I guess we’re not that friendly.
🥵
Its either that, or she’s trying to tell you something else…
“If you want to run to aisle 5 real quick, I’ve got some secret coupons for deodorant too. Don’t run too fast now, wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.”