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dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 days ago

You and I will not make garbage. No adulterants. No baby formula. No chili powder. We will produce a chemically pure and stable product that performs as advertised.

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You and I will not make garbage. No adulterants. No baby formula. No chili powder. We will produce a chemically pure and stable product that performs as advertised.

dead [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 days ago
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  • lurker_supreme [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    99.9% pure beanis beanis jesse-wtf

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    are you the one that wrote “stay out of my territory” in the tagline?

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      stay-out-of-my-territory

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    walter-yell

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      dean-frown

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    Sir, this is a chilli powder/baby formula factory.

    Ive only seen a bit of the show, but I was a speed freak when it aired. Most meth is pressed into pills cause more people are willing to buy it than crystal. People will do ‘Speed’ but they wont smoke meth. Its the crack vs cocaine thing. Full purity is just like…a bad idea from a dosage perspective too, lotta customers will just kinda die

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      I also haven’t seen it, but I assume whoever malcoms dad was making it for (the guy who owns the chicken shop?) was stepping on it afterwards to make a street level product.

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    Walt you need to figure out distribution before you even think about advertising.

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