Skeleton_Erisma [they/them, any]

Gamer 1: I pee

Gamer 2: I poo

Both in unison: together we flush the loo

Conservatives:

building and using the ass whooping torture machine 5000

Liberals:

keeping said machine but turning it off followed by:

🍷clink! 🍷

I’m currently on doodie with the great tummy ache war

born to shid, forced to wipe

What’s the deal with airline food avocado toast?

Fart was so big I bounced on my seat

This photo smells like farts

Remember in the mid 2000s when burgerbrains were going off about “fema coffins” that were just giant plastic planter liners?

This, this is what that reminds me of.

Aww shit