Labour had to defend themselves against anti-semitism claims for years (usually from extremely low level Muslim councillors), so now they’re going the other way entirely. And Tories aren’t going to get in the way of that, because they fucking love cruelty.

But the next prime minister of the UK is going to be the one who promises to bring back all the free porn, so we don’t have to ask for permission to have a wank to take our mind off everything.