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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

your big day

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your big day

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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Björn@swg-empire.de
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    I wish r/fleshlight was this wholesome.

    • Postimo@lemmy.zip
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      Power outage at the grocery store. Big day for me.

      • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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        Beamshots.

      • Chronographs@lemmy.zip
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        That moment where you pull out the fleshlight and it makes you a hero. People, almost exclusively other guys, will ask you where you got it and you get to talk about it. This. Is. Your. Moment.

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          The customers at the sperm bank: 😱

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          Not gonna lie, it was the highlight of my day haha

          Edit: one too many has. It’s important to accurately quote.

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        People, almost exclusively other guys, will ask where you got it

        • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I’ll let them have it. I’ve got three more at home.

        • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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          From either Hank, Jackson, or Simon, iykyk

      • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Fleshgenerators on max power.

    • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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      14 hours ago

      Me, too!

    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      It will not work here:
      “Sir, This Is A Wendy’s”
      but maybe here:
      “Anyway, this is a Walmart”

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      It’s plenty holesome.

    • oneser@lemmy.zip
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      I mean, looking into it (you can thank me later), it seems like a great support group!

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        Very little friction to speak of. I’ve seen some communities that just felt like a square peg in a round hole and this one definitely doesn’t have that vibe.

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          Dunno, seems more like a circlejerk to me.

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            It can be both

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