I told my boss and his answer was “I got multiple agents in a room and they review to one another”

My boss owns a hosting platform

Overheard a googler yesterday raving about all the reviewbots and code quality being ‘through the roof’.

Reminded me that most “code reviews” aren’t about legibility at all.

More AI, obviously.

According to two friends who work at hyperscalers, the answer is increasingly “nobody”, and it shows in the quality of the output.

No one. That’s one of a bazillion reasons not to be a cuck-coder.