• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I stopped chasing it and now I just get baked every weekend after the kids go to bed then sit and cry in my beanbag chair while eating oreos out of a cup of milk with a spoon

    this is also the title of my isekai manga.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      FWIW in my personal experience stoners make by far the best parents. And that’s without even contrasting them to the boozing and cigarette-smoking parents. I have no personal experience with the fentanyl and meth parents, but I don’t imagine they’re strong contenders.

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      2 days ago

      Have you tried eating Oreos in a beanbag chair while playing Halo with your kids?

      It’s pretty much the LAN party experience, but you will probably win more games 😜