tetris11@feddit.uk to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agoIt must suck being a divorced time-traveller with kidsmessage-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up154arrow-down1message-squareIt must suck being a divorced time-traveller with kidstetris11@feddit.uk to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agomessage-square42fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaregAlienLifeform@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 hours agoThis sounds like a good way to end up the final boss of an RPG
minus-squareMrOtingocni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 hours agoA flash of colorful light Booted feet lightly land on the ground Standing from the shadowy throne as dramatic music plays “Ahh it is finally time. Face me, then, forsaken child from the alternate dimension. You are just as snotty now as you were then!” “Also, no, your mother doesn’t let you stay up past 10 to watch SpongeBob Skibi Pants. I checked.”
This sounds like a good way to end up the final boss of an RPG
A flash of colorful light
Booted feet lightly land on the ground
Standing from the shadowy throne as dramatic music plays
“Ahh it is finally time. Face me, then, forsaken child from the alternate dimension. You are just as snotty now as you were then!”
“Also, no, your mother doesn’t let you stay up past 10 to watch SpongeBob Skibi Pants. I checked.”