Owning a home is a bigger dream than possessing the One Ring?
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Seems legit.
Sabrina Banks, if anyone was doing research
I know Rosie, and this elf is no Rosie.
She does appear to be a whole lot of Rosie though.
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Uh-uh, only if she’s 3’5"
Idk what ur going on about but I’m updooting you because it’s you
Oh, fuck.
Now my brain’s wondering how many times Sam snuck off for a wank while Frodo was asleep.
Then Golem comes along, basically blue balling him. No wonder the frustration.
It wasn’t the ring that started to test them the closer they got to Mordor. It was blue balls. But it was Sam’s determination to finally have a wank in privacy that saved Middle Earth.
Why, brain? Why you do this?
Edit: OMG! He got post-nut clarity after Cirith Ungol! He reappears and suddenly he’s so focused he can defeat Shelob.
I take it back! Good brain! I like Sam even more now and I can’t wait to ruin Return of the King for my friends.
Amazing that people are still coming up with new and unique fan theories more than 70 years after it released
I think I would’ve succumbed to the ring in about three seconds.
I’d like to think I would be able to resist, but it would go straight to “You can get the Republicans out of power” and I’d be doomed.
Username checks out. Though I don’t think it’s that type of ring.
“Wow, the ring can change size?! I wonder if it only works on a finger…”
I just remembered how slow the internet used to be.
When you had to sacrifice a cat demon every time you had to log on, so your parents could hear whenever you where trying to look at spicy pics that would stop loading halfway through.
Well, I assume you’re human. So that is probably par for the course.
