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minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·14 hours agoToday: ‘Copilot will let us control costs and will work around the clock!’ 6 months: everything on fire
minus-squareDe_Narm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·14 hours agoIt’s not like their software is working today.
minus-squareaim4harmony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·14 hours ago This is… errrmm… fiiiinneee… 🤭
minus-squareBoo! Haunted House!@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 hours agoI give 'em 11 minutes.
minus-squareaim4harmony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 hours agoDipped in chocolate? They might be after sucking dry all the water and air to run data centers for the mighty AI.
minus-squareemb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·13 hours agoI’m sure they try to dress it up in some palatable way on either side. But if they’ve ever said AI would save them money, that would mean because they aren’t paying as many humans.
minus-squareRhaedas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 hours agoI don’t even think Copilot could set things on fire. It would at best just smolder a little.
minus-squareArsecroft@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 hours agojust burns money and fossil fuels :(
Today: ‘Copilot will let us control costs and will work around the clock!’
6 months: everything on fire
It’s not like their software is working today.
I give 'em 11 minutes.
Popcorn? Popcorn.
Dipped in chocolate?
They might be after sucking dry all the water and air to run data centers for the mighty AI.
I’m sure they try to dress it up in some palatable way on either side. But if they’ve ever said AI would save them money, that would mean because they aren’t paying as many humans.
I don’t even think Copilot could set things on fire. It would at best just smolder a little.
just burns money and fossil fuels :(