eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-214 hours agoMalaphorslemmy.caimagemessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up1680arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1675arrow-down1imageMalaphorslemmy.caeightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-214 hours agomessage-square94fedilinkfile-text
I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squareIanthe__Tridentarius@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up42·9 hours agoDoes the pope shit in the woods?
minus-squaredumples@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 hours agoOnly if the Bear is Catholic
minus-squareFluorineBalloon@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours ago“I don’t know, CJ! I keep telling you I’m not Catholic!”
minus-squareduckCityComplex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 hours agoMy all time favorite. Sometimes I go with “is a bear Catholic?”
minus-squarelol_idk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoWhat’s the pope part supposed to say?
minus-squareSjmarf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 hours agoI’ve heard it as “Is the pope catholic?”
minus-squareexpletivedeleted@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 hours agoDoes the pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear shit in the woods?
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minus-squarePipster@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoI use this far too often
minus-squareexpletivedeleted@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 hours agoI said this at the root of the thread, but since we are talking about variations of this malaphor, I use: Does a bear shit in the pope’s hat?
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Only if the Bear is Catholic
“I don’t know, CJ! I keep telling you I’m not Catholic!”
My all time favorite. Sometimes I go with “is a bear Catholic?”
What’s the pope part supposed to say?
I’ve heard it as “Is the pope catholic?”
Does the pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear shit in the woods?
is the pope a bear?
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I use this far too often
I said this at the root of the thread, but since we are talking about variations of this malaphor, I use:
Does a bear shit in the pope’s hat?