eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 days agoMalaphorslemmy.caimagemessage-square155fedilinkarrow-up1995arrow-down16file-text
arrow-up1989arrow-down1imageMalaphorslemmy.caeightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-23 days agomessage-square155fedilinkfile-text
I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squareMangoCats@feddit.itlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·2 days agoYou can beat a dead horse but you can’t make it drink.
minus-squareYardy Sardley@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoYou can lead a racehorse to water but you shouldn’t piss in its mouth
You can beat a dead horse but you can’t make it drink.
You can lead a racehorse to water but you shouldn’t piss in its mouth
That’s a very apt lesson