Everything about CEOs is like a monarchy. Wealth inheritance in business families like the Waltons? Just the capitalism version of royal heirs getting their throne. Presidents? They don’t run jackshit ever since money got into politics
America is back in the era of kings, and arguably a worse one
Or, and hear me out here, we attach a wood chipper right below where the basket would’ve been
Naw, let’s use another French-named device, the trebuchet. I can see it now… CHOP, LAUNCH! CHOP, LAUNCH! CHOP, LAUNCH! So satisfying.
I think a trebuchet would take too long to load tbh
We can keep them all in stockades while they wait their turn, then we can have some time to mock and jeer, or jeer and mock, if that’s your thing.
This is the way.
two trebuchets!
Yeah i was thinking we might be able to use them as manure to replant everything they destroyed but i can’t think of anything that would grow in such low quality, toxic manure and it’s not like there’s that much brain matter to use for anything else.