• kosanovskiy@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    As someone that had a fancy bidet and returned it my main selling point was “reduce tp” during covid. It just didn’t work with its fan blowing, I still had to use tp to dry my ass afterwards ans to thr people that say, “just use a towel” like wtf then you have a shit ass stinking towel next to you in the bathroom. Especially so since I wash my towels after a use. Point is the heated swat is goated, the wet ass and weat fan dry function is no and they aren’t for me. I will scape my ass with tp will Sahara dry.

    • Annoyed_🦀 @monyet.cc
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      1 year ago

      The point of bidet is to clean your butthole, not reducing tp use. Even so, wipe away water is significantly easier and less tp use than wipe away any trace of poop.

    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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      1 year ago

      You wash your towels after a single use? Just so we’re clear, you’re supposed to wash yourself before you use the towel… they shouldn’t be that dirty… right?

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            1 year ago

            Just like your toothbrush and pretty much everything else
            This stuff is everywhere…

            But yeah, shit stained towels aren’t the way to go. And I sometimes don’t trust how clean I think I am…

    • maniclucky@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Well yeah, you have to pat dry. But you still get cleaner and use way less tp (this may vary on how much fiber you have in your diet).

  • Tremble@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Funny thing is during the time period of the folks dressed here…. They were dirty nasty and thought taking baths actually made you sick. These guys would have had shit encrusting there assholes in cookie cutter shapes like stars and hearts, and they would have smelled worse than a alcoholic who pissed themselves on the subway.

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    1 year ago

    “Wipers watching bidet users spray their nasty all over.” Two sides of the same coin if you ask me. The happy medium is the dry wipe followed by the wet wipe then another dry.

    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      It’s directed water, and goes straight into the bowl. There’s no ‘all over’ unless you’re doing it wrong.

      Also, I hope you’re not flushing those wet wipes. They lie about being biodegradable and cause fatbergs in the sewer that workers have to go down and clear.

  • SoonaPaana@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Meanwhile 1000 generations of Indians stare at you disgusted by your over reliance on technology.

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      1 year ago

      Sorry what’s the joke here? Big parts of India has issues with sanitation

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        Sorry! Didnt mean to offend! Indians typically use their hands to wipe their butts with water. I think it is cleaner and uses less water relatively. The joke I intended to make was that India has been using water to wash themselves for several years whereas the west needed the invention of a bidet to force the change.

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          1 year ago

          Its almost like westerners came up with the germ theory of disease tranamission and adjusted their sanitation methods to prevent it.