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I was disembowelled by a hippo on my honeymoon

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I was disembowelled by a hippo on my honeymoon

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

Experience: I was disembowelled by a hippo on my honeymoon

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A mother hippopotamus protecting her young is one of the most fearsome forces of nature. Luckily, I’d just married someone ready to meet it head-on

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