Honestly this could hurt more sex workers than the og did. But it would be Legal this time
Yesterday I was convinced I had finished the Internet. Then this showed up.
What if it was Jack the ripper, but he’s just ripping wet farts
Damn beat me to it
how do the murders differ
He murders housing by buying your house and gentrifying it
The old slow murder by making you homeless because of unaffordable rent and now you can’t get a job because you’re homeless and your spouse takes the kids and moves back in with her mom and you keep thinking if I could only get a job I could get my family back but you get sick because you live outside and don’t have healthcare since you don’t have a job and now you’re dying of a 100% preventable and treatable disease in a (allegedly) 1st world country. Heh. Classic.
Jack the Ripper but it’s the 80s so he’s Jack the Gipper
Jack the rip-a big FART IN YO FACE
Edit: catdaddy already made the joke im leaving mine up for shame
Hive mind achieved
jack the ripped and all he does is deadlift you
Jack but he’s a lovely customer at your restaurant - Jack the Tipper
the house flipper has the same bodycount
jack the ripper’s arch nemesis who goes around quickly stitching up knife wounds:
jack the zipper
Wait, is this a reference?
Nah
Here’s your reference
&c
Jack the Ripper but all he does is upload BRRIP x265 torrents so he’s good actually.
What if it’s Jack The Stripper and he harvest wheat/rye/barley/oats/rice spikes without cutting the culms
Jack the Ripper but he’s on Gilligan’s Island, Jack the Skipper
jack the house flipper ripped the heart and soul out of my childhood home
