The semester is starting back up and i’m terrible at speaking words.

This doesn’t have to be aimed at college students, just conversation starters anywhere would be very much appreciated.

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    3 days ago

    The other pirate couldn’t steer his ship because the only wheel he had was sticking out of his pants. If you asked if it bothered him he’d say “Yar, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”