The semester is starting back up and i’m terrible at speaking words.
This doesn’t have to be aimed at college students, just conversation starters anywhere would be very much appreciated.
Start talking about The Spanish Inquisition. Nobody ever expects that.
This is an old post i saved for this kind of moment so here ya go.
About 6 or 7 years ago my college roommate told me: Conversation isn’t something any one person is good or bad at, it’s a skill like anything else. Everything changed once I thought about it like this.
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The more new people you talk to the easier it is. Especially the opposite sex.
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Everyone else has their own anxieties and fears. They’re just better at hiding it or masking it than you. Use this to your advantage to point out things you have in common and relate to them.
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When someone talks, LISTEN. Don’t worry about your posture, your dog, your clothing. Listen to them. If you don’t understand something, stop them and ask. Engage with them. Everyone you meet knows something you don’t know.
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Ask open ended questions. Don’t ask, “Did you have a good day?” Instead ask “What was the best part about your day?” “What’s your favorite and least favorite thing about your job?” Make them feel important. Everyone loves to talk about themselves. So do you. Take that feeling and shove it way down. When they ask about you, that’s your turn to shine. If they don’t, you don’t really want to be friends anyway.
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Never one-up people. Even if you are way better, or know way more than the person talking to you, build them up.
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If someone is telling a story or saying something and they get cut off, find the next opportunity to bring them back in. “Hey, _______ you were talking about X, what did you want to say?”
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Laugh at their jokes. Laugh at your jokes. We’re all weird brains walking around in these skin things. Don’t take it so seriously.
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You will remember your mistakes WAY more than anyone else. Stop taking yourself so seriously.
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My last and 2nd most important tip. Start every conversation with a compliment. I don’t care if they’re a dude and you’re straight as fuck. I don’t care if they’re mean, evil to you, or disagree with you politically in every way. Find something about the way they look, and compliment it. Someone did this to me once when I was a new guest at someone’s apartment. “Hey man, that’s an awesome jacket, where’d you get it?” I fucking loved that jacket. And I was self conscious about it. I felt instantly at home.
Take the things you like, and be that person for someone else. If you’re on a date, be genuinely interested in that person.
These are things that worked for me. Find your own style.
The #1 tip!! Go into EVERY room as if people will like you. Seriously. Walk through any door, in front of any group of people and smile. They. Will. Like you. Keep that in the front of your mind and you will enjoy conversations with anyone.
With #4, don’t be surprised if they give you a short almost unengaged answer. They might not be warmed up, they might have something else going on ,or they just aren’t interested. Either way, give them a couple of chances to signal if they want to join your flow. If not, that’s cool… Just move on.
As someone who used to be terrible at socializing but had to learn because I’m an extrovert you’ve more or less summed it up.
Charisma is real and it’s a factor, but it’s more like having a good voice and natural presence for public speaking rather than the skills to confront stage fright, properly comport yourself on stage, and work with an audience. A person with 0 interpersonal charisma may never be making a living off socialization, but if they build skills they can easily be well liked and have plenty of friends and a partner. Meanwhile a person with a ton of charisma and no social skills is going to have a hard time keeping people around.
But yeah, practice, practice, practice. And as someone else said, benign comments are great tools. “Some weather we’ve been having”, complimenting something someone is wearing especially if it’s bold (as someone who likes bold looks “that [thing] is bold and you make it work” is great), or even "ugh this is way too [early/late/midday] for this [everyday bullshit]
Complimenting people on their outfits is a great one. I do this a lot (the folks in my town are great dressers, what can I say?) and while about half just say thank you and move on (perfectly fine), I have had some people follow up with some other comment, like where they got it from. The last compliment I gave was to a woman with a cute skirt and she was like, “Thanks! I keep looking for the pockets.”
Honestly some grade A advice! Im definitely stealing this No take back!! :P
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Not much room for dialogue from there.
But it does tell you if the other person likes dark humor or not. Not a given these days, and definitely something you want to know from the jump.
Situational commentary is a great way to start. Look around, comment on what you see to your soon-to-be conversation partner. Especially easy if anything out of the ordinary happens: thunderstorm, someone busking, squirrel appears etc. Make a comment, ask a question, go with the flow
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Weekend plans are a good conversation topic with anyone you’re already talking to. People spend their weekends with the people they like, going to places they like, doing the things they like. Talking about what people did the last weekend reveals what’s important to them, and is a glimpse into their interests and hobbies. If those overlap with yours, you’ve got something to talk about. Even if they don’t, maybe ask about them anyway, and see if you can learn something new about a new interest or hobby.
“Have you noticed gum has gotten mintier lately?”
You just reignited an ancient synapse. I’m now forced to use it at work on Monday.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
The thing about Arsenal is they’re always trying to walk it in.
Wut was Wenguh finkin sendin Walcaw in!?
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You hear about Pluto? That’s messed up!
Hello, fellow Psycho
Hello fellow humans! Have you consumed any good carbohydrates today?
Greetings fellow humans! have you consumed your daily complex carbohydrates and proteins today, and consumed a liquid with a organic suspension of the extracts from the plants coffea arabica.
I expect to able to function within normal parameters once i have consumed the usual quantity. Until then I would appreciate being left to my own devices.
He speaks of the dirty bean water!
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
He was sitting on the deck.
What’s a pirates favorite letter?
You’d think it’d be Rrrrrr, but a pirates first love is the C!
What’s a pirates least favorite letter?
“We regret to inform you we have detected illegal tormenting at your home IP address…”
hearty pirate laughter
“ARR ARR ARRR!”
Yes, this is indeed what it sounds like. But when I wrote it out like that, I couldn’t help but imagine seal noises.
Damned seal pirates. Scourge of the seas!
The other pirate couldn’t steer his ship because the only wheel he had was sticking out of his pants. If you asked if it bothered him he’d say “Yar, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Hi.
Eat any good books lately?
Oh, very good Worf
What music/game/ movie have you been into lately ?
What have you created lately?
How do you feel about the inevitable heat death of the universe and the patriarchy?
All normal things
“Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?”
Make an observation, any observation, and say something about it. You’ll find that it’s fun talking to randos even for just a few words. Like if you say “This line is long.” And they just grunt.
And about silly things. I was at a restaurant and, as listed in the menu, they has a “boneless chicken pot pie”. So I asked the waitress if I coukd have the chicken bone in. Silly things like that.
Hope that helps 🙂
IT GOTTA HAVE THE BONES I WILL TAKE NOTHIN LESS
