Those Hexbears, I tell you. They’re tankies, but you wanna know what’s worse? They’re geometrical tankies! And, I’m still holding back with that. They’re geometrical URSINE tankies! Awful, can you even believe it? And, I tell you, they’re friends with an owl! Not just any owl, but an owl covered in dort that smells like piss.
This is why we need to preemptively defederate from the tankie bears like the surely not fascist folks at did. T-they’re not fascists, right?
Those Hexbears, I tell you. They’re tankies, but you wanna know what’s worse? They’re geometrical tankies! And, I’m still holding back with that. They’re geometrical URSINE tankies! Awful, can you even believe it? And, I tell you, they’re friends with an owl! Not just any owl, but an owl covered in dort that smells like piss.
This is why we need to preemptively defederate from the tankie bears like the surely not fascist folks at
did. T-they’re not fascists, right?
They’re a bunch of Soviet Bears still salty about '56! Trust me, bears may give the best hugs, but tankie bear hugs aren’t worth it!